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Mine is Maniac, Fool and Suicide :O
I guess I’ll never truly know who I am…
#dyslexic problems
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I’m going to reblog all of the stuff I liked but never got around to reblogging. The wave will come, and none shall be spared.
Crazy Corgi Causes Explosion, Then Fire
Yogi causes a paint can to explode, which then ignites the pilot light of the oven. Don’t worry though, everyone is fine. Yogi has a clean bill of health and his owner’s kitchen will be just fine.Check out a video of the aftermath here!
Um. Wow. Although everyone is OK I am sure that’s a story for the ages!! … So one day my dog lit the house on fire and painted the kitchen at the same time.
i-am-the-oracular-spectacular:
David first proposed to me five years ago on the actual street corner where we met. We were on our way to an event at an Indian casino 45 minutes out of town in a limousine, and David wanted to stop for some reason that I didn’t quite get. I thought he wanted to get some booze or something. And then he got on one knee and proposed, and I was so freaked out by it that I said, “Yes,” but I didn’t know what it meant. Then I got the ring and loved it, and a year later, on Valentine’s Day, I proposed to him in Santa Monica. That was four years ago. The callus on my right hand is long-formed—and not from masturbation. I’m dying to move over to the other hand. I’d also like to call him my husband. I’m not the biggest fan of the word “partner”: It either means that we run a business together or we’re cowboys. “Boyfriend” seems fleeting, like maybe we met two weeks ago. I’ve been saying “better half” for as long as I’ve been able to. I think it’s a little self-deprecating and clearly defines that we’re in a relationship, but it would be nice to say “my husband.” - Neil on how David proposed to him and how he proposed to David in out magazine.
I really hope he knows that so many people would give just about anything to have his life. Seriously.
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