Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.
And a poly-pan person is like the unfortunate crossing between a dragon and a Ferengi.
You must go where I cannot, You must go where I cannot, Pangur Ban Pangur Ban, Pangur Ban Pangur Ban Nil sa saol seo ach ceo, There is nothing in this life but mist, Is ni bheimid beo, And we are not alive, ach seal beag gearr. but for a little short spell.